They say never stick your dick in crazy, but sometimes that can be very arousing if you can handle yourself. Putting your dick in stupid, however, will never end well. Enter Yoshiko, the girl who is to humans as the kakapo is to the crow. Yeah, she's dumber then a sack of bricks and half as useful. But she does have a rocking body. Problem is that body runs on the worlds' worst auto-pilot. Enjoy watching Akuru try to stay away from the most annoying childhood friend on the planet.